Losing A Competition Gifts

'Don't pay any attention...he got beat today by some kid too young to drive the golfcart.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Victors

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

Bullseye!

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Ratminton

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The Alpha Seltzer

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"