Losing An Election Gifts

'For me, this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'voter turnout'.'

Election results.

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

Congress: 'My motto is, eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may be defeated for reelection.'

'I heard he beat you convincingly.'

'I'd like to congratulate my opponent for coming in next to last....'

Man who lost an election chooses chocolate from 'deselection box'.

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Away with the warmonger!"

"What was I thinking?!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump Poutine

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

The Russian Election.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Elections

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'