Losing An Election Pillows

'For me, this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'voter turnout'.'

Election results.

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

Congress: 'My motto is, eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may be defeated for reelection.'

'I heard he beat you convincingly.'

'I'd like to congratulate my opponent for coming in next to last....'

Man who lost an election chooses chocolate from 'deselection box'.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"What was I thinking?!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump Poutine

The Russian Election.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Elections

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Joe Biden

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'