Failed Campaign Pillows

"I made a bid for the Senate, but this is as far as I got."

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

The Russian Election.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

The Thinker

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

George Papandreou.

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

2016 election squabbles!

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

Obama of Oz.

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Dark money donor

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"