Lost Election Pillows

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

GOP tries to use the same old old ideas and gets burned.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"What was I thinking?!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump Poutine

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

The Russian Election.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Elections

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Joe Biden

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

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