Election Eccentric Pillows

"My weasel of an opponent is running a negative campaign, but unlike that dirtbag, I'm taking the high road."

'But I digress...'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Newt sale

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Trump Mask

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

Biden presidency

Brueghel painting of European Leaders

'It's just until the election is over, but I'm replacing you with Dick Morris.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

Blocked In - Republicans vs Democrats.

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

"Glen is a one-issue voter....medicare and social security solvency."

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

The Difficult Decision Facing Voters in the 2020 Election

Election Cancelling Headphones

Minnesota Deficit Next Year.