Election Eccentric Mugs

"My weasel of an opponent is running a negative campaign, but unlike that dirtbag, I'm taking the high road."

"Away with the warmonger!"

Newt sale

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Trump Mask

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

Biden presidency

'It's just until the election is over, but I'm replacing you with Dick Morris.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

Brueghel painting of European Leaders

'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'

Blocked In - Republicans vs Democrats.

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

"I'll knock them out on all environmental issues! That's if they let me in."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Election Cancelling Headphones

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

"Glen is a one-issue voter....medicare and social security solvency."

Minnesota Deficit Next Year.