Eccentric Voter Pillows

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

Louis Antoine Jullien

Mixed Nuts

Flatware Follies.

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"What are you doing?"

"Come at me, Bro!"

Gustav Klimt

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

What Newton didn't see

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

John Betjeman

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'