Ironic Voter Pillows

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

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'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

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'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

'Man, you are the first parole office to truly understand me.'

"It's a cause close to my heart."

"We're letting you go with a severance payment large enough to cover the cost of a classified 'Jobs Wanted' ad."

Help! Author of the best-selling book, 'How to invest' - but lost it all in the stock market.

'Look at the bum on that Wayne, is she that girl that worked at the Burger Shack?'

'I don't know why other people pray in school, but I pray in school because I'm not supposed to.'

"And then one day, I had this revelation: Why not go public with my non-profit business and start making some big bucks?"

"It's time we have a little chat."

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

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