Political Irony Enthusiast Pillows

"It's time we have a little chat."

10 … 9 … 8 … What're you doing, Murdoch? When I buy a media company, I make heartfelt assurances I won't influence coverage or bias. But memories are short. And people understand that circumstances change. Time's up, sir! Ask Sadie now deplores the estate tax. Reasonable.

"Unlike my opponent, ladies and gentlemen, honesty is a condition of my parole!"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Political convention

Trump Poutine

Loan Alley

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Laughingstock

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

SAGE mentality

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Death to the Extremists

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

tRUMp, Pirate President

Prostate: 51st State

Totalitarian Humour

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"