Political Irony Appreciator Pillows

"Undecided"

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Made in China

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"That's an early Vermeer, very early."

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

Chavez makes sacrifice.

Putin's Statement on Aid Convoy Attack...

Frederick Robinson

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"I've been thinking of donating my body to science"

"You may quote me on this - Freedom of Speech is this country's most valuable asset, which is why we must use it sparingly."

"It's time we have a little chat."

"There wasn't enough money to leave a note to say there wasn't enough money."

Earl Grosvenor Criticises Liberal Reform Bill

Obama Bucks

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

'He's petitioning the Government to ban petitions.'

Gaugin's Great Great Grandson

'A credit card company has told us not to bother to apply. We're pre-disapproved.'

"When we came here to tell Don how much he means to us, we didn't mean on a scale of one to ten."

"Hello. We're from the Government, and we mean you no harm."

'The government should never have put fluoride in the water.'

Blagojevich Used Cars.

"Unlike my opponent, ladies and gentlemen, honesty is a condition of my parole!"

King sees sign: Private Sector, enter at own risk.