Political Irony Appreciator Gifts

"Undecided"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Made in China

Archival Warfare

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

"That's an early Vermeer, very early."

Under What Circumstances Would You Change Your Mind?

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

Frederick Robinson

The Best System in the World

Chavez makes sacrifice.

King and clown engage in role reversal.

Putin's Statement on Aid Convoy Attack...

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"I've been thinking of donating my body to science"

Petition demanding Piers Morgan is deported from the US.

"There wasn't enough money to leave a note to say there wasn't enough money."

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

"It's time we have a little chat."

"You may quote me on this - Freedom of Speech is this country's most valuable asset, which is why we must use it sparingly."

Obama Bucks

Earl Grosvenor Criticises Liberal Reform Bill

'He's petitioning the Government to ban petitions.'

Gaugin's Great Great Grandson

Editorial Cartoonists at Home

"Everyone reading their fortunes aloud will not relieve the crushingly dull conversation."

"When we came here to tell Don how much he means to us, we didn't mean on a scale of one to ten."

'A credit card company has told us not to bother to apply. We're pre-disapproved.'

"Hello. We're from the Government, and we mean you no harm."

'The government should never have put fluoride in the water.'

Blagojevich Used Cars.

"Unlike my opponent, ladies and gentlemen, honesty is a condition of my parole!"