Laughing Voter Pillows

"I'm not interested in socialist policies... I vote labour!"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

'You've got to help me, Doc - I'm a swing voter!'

"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."

England's jester - United States' jester.

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Give me moderation or give me death!"

I like you as president/I like-like you as president.

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

'We've finally found a candidate that can really deliver.'

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

Vice-President Auditions Today!

Elect Fred O. Pittley: The Candidate of ALL the special interests.

"I think he's running as an independent."

The Snipe Hunt.

'Oh, I think he's going to be reelected.'

'Of course he's upset — Lady Godiva upset him in the primaries.'

'This is exactly the kind of person we should have running the country into the ground.'

VOTE HERE, 14TH PRECINCT, 'ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.'

Jeffersuni and Pat Iraq Henry.

Biden Droppings.

The Mars Primary

"Would you describe yourself as conservative voter."

'I don't want just your vote. I want to go to bed with you and 70 percent of your income, too!'

Trumpnado

'In case you're interested, your approval rating around here has slipped to a scant 23%.'

'Remember, Chuckles, never discount the write-in vote of circus fans.'