Laugh At Politics Pillows

'Well, I lost my campaign for re-election, but I've been offered big bucks for my blooper reel!'

The Berlin Peace Movement

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

The Art of Misdirection

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

War of Words

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

Trump's Speechwriters

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

Brexit Trip

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"Are you sure that this is the correct dress for a political event?"

Nick Clegg.

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

'Pander to voters? Me?'

'. . . But where's the beef?'

Chavez makes sacrifice.

Putin's Statement on Aid Convoy Attack...

"51st State, eh?!"

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."