Laugh At Politics Gifts

'Well, I lost my campaign for re-election, but I've been offered big bucks for my blooper reel!'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Reagacentennial

The Berlin Peace Movement

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

The Art of Misdirection

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

War of Words

"Implications of Reaganism."

"Are you sure that this is the correct dress for a political event?"

Brexit Trip

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

The Evolution of Trumpcare

Trump's Speechwriters

Repeal and Reject

Nick Clegg.

Putin's Statement on Aid Convoy Attack...

Chavez makes sacrifice.

'. . . But where's the beef?'

"51st State, eh?!"

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

"I wonder if Congress has any openings."

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.