Political Chuckles Gifts

"Would you describe yourself as conservative voter."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

They're Not Just That Into It

Reagacentennial

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Uncle Donnie

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

John F. Kennedy

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Beware of Don"

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."