Political Analyst Humor Gifts

Summit Gift

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

They're Not Just That Into It

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Trump pardons

No-Work Orange

Reagacentennial

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Totalitarian Humour

"Beware of Don"

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'