Political Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Checks and balances! Checks and balances! -- You sound just like the silly bank!"

'We heard that laughter is the best medicine, so beginning Monday we'll be regulating it.'

"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."

Elections Are The Best Opinion Survey.

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

Asylum-seeker proof fence for Australia.

"Now go to the comment box under your picture and type, 'No matter what you've been hearing, I'm really a very nice person.' "

Government of The People, By the People, For the People

A hangman's noose is made wheelchair accessible.

"O.K., but what's our exit strategy?"

"It's Mexico. They're ready to pay for the wall."

Sincerely Machiavelli.

Palin and her curing church.

'Something tell me they're expecting a low voter turnout.' (Polling station is a phone box.)

Northern Ireland Garden Centre - Seeds of Democracy: Might not blossom.

Immigration Laws.

TV government spokeman.

Edward Snowden seeking asylum.

"I used to be a political lobbyist, then along came this chance to be a slug."

'Which way up would you like it?'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

"I'm totally bipartisan. I eat as many birds as I do mice."

"But, seriously..."

"Awk, awk, the sky is falling! The end is near! What will we do? Oh woe is me...what will we do?"

"A word of advice...a simple yes or no answer must be avoided at all times."

'Westminster School' - Fox as Schoolmaster Dr Busby Disciplining PM, Pitt the Younger

"Y'know....the more I've had to drink, the better she looks to me..."

"In my plan, the atomic bomb is only used for emphasis."

"It's called repetitive strain syndrome."

'What think'st thou og the Right of Kings?' 'Divine!'

Trump's hair covers America and blows in the wind.

'It's a new idea where you plunder them just a little bit on a regular basis -- it's called 'taxation.''

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

'If the election were being held today, would you vote for the stupid candidate or the evil candidate?'

Secretary of State, Secretary of Defence, Secretary of Popularity Polls.