Political Humor Aficionado Gifts

"Who are you kidding? You're all about small government until you get stuck in a tree."

"Well, just look at you - that's why I'm king."

'The criminals round here are really blatant!'

'You can't take the Ethics course-you're a Political Science major.'

Today's Political Party Symbols: Republicans, Democrats and Hippocrit.

'Today, a protest by employees of the U.S. mint - they say they're making too much money.'

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

300,000 Mexicans entering U.S. each year. . . New, New Mexico.

Procrastinators Club.

This guy has no heart! Why didn't someone tell me he's an insurance company lobbyist?

"That foreign aid is supposed to be for the whole COUNTRY!"

Pollster reads 'opinion meter'.

The Running for President Shop

Buyers Remorse

U.S. Customs.

'. . . What if we sell Britain as an offshore platform to the EU and lease it back from them?'

The Suitors

C.I.A destroy 'Wicken Leeks' by mistake!

"I knew nuking hurricanes would be a terrible idea."

Mayot: 'Nobody wanted the job, so the computer became mayor.'

It's the old story - if you want something done, you have to do it yourself.

The Day Pinocchio became a Democrat.

'Don't look now, but the Government is here to help us again.'

Job Creation Department - Door in need of a handle

"Of course I support the Cuban embargo...with one exception."

"I can't come back. I don't know how it works! Good bye folks!" "Come back! Come back!"

"Wow, by the time the Secret Service caught him, the intruder had made it over the fence, past the North Portico, through the East Room and onto the short list for the next Attorney General."

Swords for Making America Great Again

No One Expects the Spanish Soup Inquisition

40,000,000 Californias Can't Be Wrong

Eye Off the Ball

Deep Down

"And who gets it in the neck with affirmative action? The other white meat."

The Cult of Reagan

The Great Protector