Political Humor Lover Gifts

'They're all involved in the decision-making process.'

'Look, people are basically honest and decent. Why don't we scrap the tax laws completely and have the people pay whatever they think is fair?'

A corruption risk dial ranks the danger today.

'We'd like you to develop a truth drug. One that makes other people think that we're telling the truth.'

'Hi. We're economic refugees ? take us to your welfare department.'

"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the switch that turns the government on and off."

Canada's Undefended Border.

The Fiscal Cliff.

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

'Weapon of Moss Destruction.'

'Quick! What's his preferred greeting ritual? Traditional hand shake, high five, fist bump, or cash?'

'Congratulations... It's a corporation!'

"Hey, I don't comply with you - You comply with ME!"

'They're ten stories down - How can they look suspicious.'

'Get back, he's a drug user...he might be carrying nuclear explosives.'

Desk boxes - 'Things we can privatize' and 'Things we can't'.

'How's the pledge drive going'

"Has it occurred to anyone that the economy might improve if we outsourced the government?"

'That's F-E-M-A!' Rebuilding New Orleans.

'Are those magic beans?'

800 Billion Dollar Bailout.

The US is finding it more and more difficult to find a strong enough reason to convince it's allies to go to war against Iraq.

'A psychologist says Kim Jong-Il's Nukes are Really a Desperate Cry for Help.'

Ballot Box executioners.

'Well, son, a baby is made when a mummy and a daddy love their benefits very very much...'

Political Debates

OPEC - Oil Pricks Engaged in Conspiracy.

Land Of The Free And Home To A Lot Of Cheap Stuff

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'Thank you for your input.'

'Whilst US troops were busy in Yugoslavia, South Korea, and Haiti today, North Dakota seceded.'

Dictator at a board meeting: 'Motion carried unanimously.'

"Again there is a leak at the White House. I'm in here in the house of Billy-Ray and Mable White in Goonohassy, Idaho..."