Political Humor Lover Pillows

'They're all involved in the decision-making process.'

'Look, people are basically honest and decent. Why don't we scrap the tax laws completely and have the people pay whatever they think is fair?'

A corruption risk dial ranks the danger today.

'We'd like you to develop a truth drug. One that makes other people think that we're telling the truth.'

"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the switch that turns the government on and off."

'Hi. We're economic refugees ? take us to your welfare department.'

"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"

The Fiscal Cliff.

Canada's Undefended Border.

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

'Quick! What's his preferred greeting ritual? Traditional hand shake, high five, fist bump, or cash?'

'Congratulations... It's a corporation!'

'Weapon of Moss Destruction.'

'Whilst US troops were busy in Yugoslavia, South Korea, and Haiti today, North Dakota seceded.'

800 Billion Dollar Bailout.

"Has it occurred to anyone that the economy might improve if we outsourced the government?"

Dictator at a board meeting: 'Motion carried unanimously.'

"I consider myself a lovable despot."

Political Debates

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'Well, son, a baby is made when a mummy and a daddy love their benefits very very much...'

'They're ten stories down - How can they look suspicious.'

'How's the pledge drive going'

Desk boxes - 'Things we can privatize' and 'Things we can't'.

The US is finding it more and more difficult to find a strong enough reason to convince it's allies to go to war against Iraq.

"Hey, I don't comply with you - You comply with ME!"

"Again there is a leak at the White House. I'm in here in the house of Billy-Ray and Mable White in Goonohassy, Idaho..."

'Are those magic beans?'

OPEC - Oil Pricks Engaged in Conspiracy.

Ballot Box executioners.

'Get back, he's a drug user...he might be carrying nuclear explosives.'

'That's F-E-M-A!' Rebuilding New Orleans.

'Thank you for your input.'

'A psychologist says Kim Jong-Il's Nukes are Really a Desperate Cry for Help.'