Political Humor Fans Pillows

"Well, I can't remember what we've agreed on. But at least we've sorted out our expenses!"

"It's too late to give a tax cut to the rich, Sire -- They're all poor now."

Safe space - Do not enter

'It's only money!'...'Better yet, it's only taxpayer money!'

'Tim, the idea we would bug reporter's phones and listen to their private calls is preposterous. Incidentally, how was your wife's bunion surgery? And are Timmy Jr's grades improving.'

"Could you elaborate on you Career Objectives section where you have 'Death to America the Great Satan'?"

'Don't you just love having tax-exempt status?!'

Conservative party calling Dignitas about election.

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS: 'They say I should conquer Switzerland.'

'We thought we'd put in the detail later.'

"Can you keep those intelligence briefings down to 140 characters or less?"

'Let's tread on him.'

'Of course we have a pluralistic society! — there must be millions of people out there!'

'Mother says the Border Patrol was VERY rude!'

'Look, people -- I just work here.'

'It looks like a Homeland Security sting operation.'

'Books: Bill's Memoirs, Hillary's Memoirs.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Amateurs who work cheap degrade the cartooning profession...Illegal aliens are great for our economy because they work cheap....'

'I'm on a budget TOO, you know!'

'We'll have to expand the dungeon, Sire -- it's full of former Prime Ministers.'

'If you think it's tough being a poor, oppressed peasant, you should try being a king sometime!'

'Gerald and I became pacificists after realizing the Iraq might not have a happy ending.'

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

'Those Labour education policies...'

'This isn't either for my own good!'

'We gotta find them crazy bastuds that ain't safe with guns, and take 'em out!'

'Brain eating zombies attacked your economic advisers!...The zombies starved to death.'

"Remind me again, did the President say that or was it the Kardashians?"

"It's called Eunuch-corn syndrome. It happens to all males that join the Trump administration. It's something you'll have to learn to live with Attorney General Barr."

Boris Exiled to St. Helena

VIP Execution

"This is not for covid,Mr. Putin, this is for rabies!"

"Trump doesn't pay any taxes. Why should I?"

"When the government said we might need to stockpile before Brexit I don't think that's what they meant!"