Politically Correct Humor Aficionado Gifts

All-Verbal Westerns

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Political convention

Archival Warfare

The Berlin Peace Movement

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Prostate: 51st State

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Totalitarian Humour

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"