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All-Verbal Westerns

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Political convention

The Berlin Peace Movement

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Totalitarian Humour

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"How is it in Russia?"

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'