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"Thank you, sir. And have a happy holiday of your choice!"

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

This is where Brent council sends you

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

All-Verbal Westerns

John F. Kennedy

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

"I'm after the history section."

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

William Pitt the Elder

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

Martin Luther King and Obama.

Safe spaces?

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"Destroyers"

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."