Political Correctness Aficionado Pillows

"Thank you, sir. And have a happy holiday of your choice!"

'Is it just me, or does it also bother you guys that he eats animals crackers?'

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

This is where Brent council sends you

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

That's What Happens

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

John F. Kennedy

All-Verbal Westerns

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Legalish

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

"I'm after the history section."

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Martin Luther King and Obama.

Eye Off the Ball

William Pitt the Elder

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

"Destroyers"

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball