Political Correctness Aficionados Pillows

"O' Malley! Did I just hear you call our 'person' hole a 'man' hole?!!"

Politically Correct Snowperson

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

All-Verbal Westerns

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Footing The Bill

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Mahmoud Abbas

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

This is where Brent council sends you

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

Fake News for Fake People

Julian Assange

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

Ukraine Crisis

Kamala Devi Harris caricature

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

You Can't Fool All The People...

'...and if you missed my party political broadcast last night, this is how I looked.'

The kinder, gentler Grim Reaper

"Giving youngsters spoonfuls of sugar, Miss Poppins, is tantamount to child abuse."

'It's to help the hard of knowing!'