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"Checks and balances! Checks and balances! -- You sound just like the silly bank!"

'We heard that laughter is the best medicine, so beginning Monday we'll be regulating it.'

"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."

Elections Are The Best Opinion Survey.

"Now go to the comment box under your picture and type, 'No matter what you've been hearing, I'm really a very nice person.' "

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

Asylum-seeker proof fence for Australia.

"It's Mexico. They're ready to pay for the wall."

"O.K., but what's our exit strategy?"

A hangman's noose is made wheelchair accessible.

Government of The People, By the People, For the People

'Something tell me they're expecting a low voter turnout.' (Polling station is a phone box.)

Palin and her curing church.

Edward Snowden seeking asylum.

Sincerely Machiavelli.

"I used to be a political lobbyist, then along came this chance to be a slug."

TV government spokeman.

Northern Ireland Garden Centre - Seeds of Democracy: Might not blossom.

Immigration Laws.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

"But, seriously..."

"I'm totally bipartisan. I eat as many birds as I do mice."

"Awk, awk, the sky is falling! The end is near! What will we do? Oh woe is me...what will we do?"

"A word of advice...a simple yes or no answer must be avoided at all times."

'Westminster School' - Fox as Schoolmaster Dr Busby Disciplining PM, Pitt the Younger

'Which way up would you like it?'

Make Red Hats Apolitical Again

'Who would have thought the Cold War would turn out to be the 'good old days'?'

"In my plan, the atomic bomb is only used for emphasis."

"I'm dizzy. I need to see a spin doctor."

'What think'st thou og the Right of Kings?' 'Divine!'

"Pssst, wanna vaccine? I got fake I.D.s?

"Y'know....the more I've had to drink, the better she looks to me..."

'Unlimited corporate spending does not lead to the 'appearance' of corruption. Haha! Get it?'

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."