Politically Incorrect Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't care what is politically correct... hench person just doesn't sound right.'

". . . That, now offensive joke you told at a staff party back in '89 has just cost you your job!"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Trappist Monk Discord

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'What does it say, Dad?'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

All-Verbal Westerns

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Totalitarian Humour

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"