Politics Humorist Gifts

'Believe me, sir! My wife's steaks are the best bullet proof vests ever!'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"No, Senator, we don't have change for a gold bar."

"I'm resigning to spend more time with my mommy's big naturals."

"The president wants your helium for a national emergency."

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'Look, I'm a goat, not an elephant. I really don't want to debate politics during the game...'

'I apologized..! What more do you want...?!'

Trump Rally

"No, this is the department for obfuscation, confusion, prevarication and hindrance..."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'