Political Humorists Gifts

'And I suppose YOU'VE never started an unnecessary war!'

Antiglobalization movement.

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

Jesus was a republican because he rode into Jerusalem on a Democrat...

'It's his special English tartan that celebrates Scottish independence.'

Nuclear Fault Line

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'The trouble with electing a man on horseback is that somebody has to clean up after him.'

Thousands of people gathered today to protest the nation's laws on marijuana, when suddenly everybody lost interest and ended up in a local Denny's.

'...Vote for me twice, shame on YOU!'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!'

'This guy is pretty popular with the public -- can you make it look like an accident?'

Stay the Course.

The Obamaficaton of NASA.

Kim Jong Il

THE KING OF NORWAY, 'Your Majesty! -- President Obama has deployed the U. S. Sixth Fleet off our coast!', 'Don't just stand there, man ??' give him another Peace Prize!'

"Of course you can join, sir."

Statue of Liberty holds up sign reading 'Tramp is my president!'

"They're going to support us! The president sent an aircraft carrier up the Afghan coast!"

"This is all Obama's fault! If he hadn't invented the Affordable Care Act, we wouldn't be in this mess..!"

Thoughts that never cross Trump's mind. . .

"It's embarrassing to have a head of state who barracks for the England cricket team."

I came to say bye-bye. But I thought Canada wouldn't grant refugee status. They wouldn't. But mommy says America is scrooged no matter who wins, so we're going to try New Sea Land. Even though that doesn't sound like a real place. New Zealand. I think she means New Zealand. Oh. But we haven't tried the a-through-y-lands yet. What?

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

The California Dream Act

Democrats in the Year 2525

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

Government Shutdown

Covfefe Alert II

Missing: Gavin C. Newsom

“That’s not the nuclear football That’s my gym bag.”

Campaign Rally. I've heard about these human elections but don't understand them. Anybody with even the most rudimentary processor should see the glaring errors in the budget and tax proposals. And the way campaign promises are broken, it seems like nobody has any memory chips at all. Most importantly, why do they hold elections only every couple of years. Yeah, without upgrading they're stuck with obsolete leaders in less than twelve months!