Laughing Voter Gifts

"I'm not interested in socialist policies... I vote labour!"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

'You've got to help me, Doc - I'm a swing voter!'

"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."

The Best System in the World

England's jester - United States' jester.

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Give me moderation or give me death!"

I like you as president/I like-like you as president.

'We've finally found a candidate that can really deliver.'

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Vice-President Auditions Today!

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

Sexy Voting

"I think he's running as an independent."

Elect Fred O. Pittley: The Candidate of ALL the special interests.

It's the season for political candidates to deliver their pitch to voters. Sometimes the pitch is like a fastball, direct and to the point. Or the pitch might be like a curve, starting off on one path and then going in a different direction. Voters might see a pitch like a changeup, something completely unexpected. Unfortunately, too often the candidate's pitch is like a knuckleball - it just seems to be erratic and nonsensical!

Vote for Noah for Ship's Captain. I received a campaign contribution from every species except unicorn. Well, I guess that settles that!

The Snipe Hunt.

The Mars Primary

'Oh, I think he's going to be reelected.'

'Of course he's upset — Lady Godiva upset him in the primaries.'

VOTE HERE, 14TH PRECINCT, 'ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.'

Jeffersuni and Pat Iraq Henry.

Biden Droppings.

Finally, a Way to Make Money in California

"The mountain wants four more years, but we have decided to worship the moon."

'Remember, Chuckles, never discount the write-in vote of circus fans.'

'In case you're interested, your approval rating around here has slipped to a scant 23%.'

"Would you describe yourself as conservative voter."

'This is exactly the kind of person we should have running the country into the ground.'