The Skeptical Voter Pillows

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Politicians are from Uranus.

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

"No religious nuts!"

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

QANON PROUD BOY

The first accurate poll.

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

They all have to get down the slide in 2.7 seconds or we lose our funding. In schools soon: The recess aptitude test.

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

Politics section of a library: 'Lies', 'Lies', or 'Damn Lies'.

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

'Well, besides 'liar, liar, pants on fire', how do you feel about our candidate?'

'It's from that guy we voted in at the last election.'

"When Daddy goes by, make sure he can see how bored we are."

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"

Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on.

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'

'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'

Politician and the Snake