Opinion Poll Skeptic Pillows

The first accurate poll.

"No, you can't put me down as a don't know - I'm a don't give a damn!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'Rhea of the Year.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

Election Time

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

"You didn't fill out our customer survey."

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

Unfortunately of the 78% of people who completed more than 56% of the survey 98% thought it was a complete waste of time

"Before you head back to the future, we'd like you to fill out this survey to help us improve our era."

'As far as I'm concerned...mathematics is a load of rubbish.'

'We get 183 channels, and I still don't know what I think.'

Babbling Idiot

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"

'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'

"Just how fed up with customer services feedback are you: (a) very (b) extremely (c) incandescent with rage (d) don't ask if you value your life?"