Opinion Survey Skeptic Pillows

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

Turnkey Totalitarianism

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Little Taxes.

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

The first accurate poll.

Nothing to Lose But Our Knees

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

"You didn't fill out our customer survey."

'Okay - Who built this site?'

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"Before you head back to the future, we'd like you to fill out this survey to help us improve our era."