Opinion Poll Observer Pillows

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

State Budget.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Midterm election s results

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Like Minded

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.