Popularity Observer Pillows

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Highschool sign.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Midterm election s results

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Cornucopia of guns

Nicolas Maduro

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

"Vote for me!"

Peace at last !

"I love people-watching."

The Establishment Election

Facebook in Crisis

Son measuring his father against the wall.