Demographic Observer Pillows

Aging and birth rate in the population

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

The Problem with World Population Growth

Midterm election s results

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"God help us, it's that guy."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"I love people-watching."

The Establishment Election

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

"Vote for me!"

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"Those political ads are about to make me sick!"