Demographics Explorer Pillows

How will the growing U.S. Latino population change television?

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

World Production.

Population rocket

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

The Problem with World Population Growth

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

Complaints Desk

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

A little different

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Maps of the Human Genome

Aging population in Cuba

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Man: 'My family tree is infested with termites.'

Obama TV Commercial

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

The polling station

Amigos de Mitt.

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

'On the bright side - the larger the population, the more people there'll be to support your cause.'