Popularity Observer Mugs

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Highschool sign.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Midterm election s results

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Irony: Then and Now

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"Vote for me!"

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

Nicolas Maduro

The Establishment Election

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Peace at last !

"I love people-watching."