Personality Observer Mugs

The Art of Conversation

Jarvis Cocker

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Life and Death

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

Tonight's Debate. Nature versus Nurture. You believe in heredity over environment? Yep --- I was just born that way.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

"I love people-watching."

If you were an iceberg...

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

Psychology 101

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

'Which one shall I get?'

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

Some Friends From Work

H. J. Eysenck

Hearse on an emergency

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

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