Opinion Poll Observer Prints

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Like Minded

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Midterm election s results

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."