Opinion Poll Follower Pillows

'Which opinion molder gets my top approval rating? I guess it's Jimmy Fallon - the new king of late night comedy.'

Babbling Idiot

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Palin 2012

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

Election Time

"I Win!!!"

8 years of GOP economics.

"It's going to be a tough four years."

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Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

GOP Presidential Hopefuls

It wasn't until several days after the election, that Bill Clinton came to the realization that his wife was now going to be home, all of the time...

2016 Election