Opinion Poll Skeptic Mugs

The first accurate poll.

"No, you can't put me down as a don't know - I'm a don't give a damn!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Rhea of the Year.'

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

Election Time

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

Babbling Idiot

'We get 183 channels, and I still don't know what I think.'

Unfortunately of the 78% of people who completed more than 56% of the survey 98% thought it was a complete waste of time

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"

'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"

'According to yesterday's poll, 46% of people support having rain tomorrow while 36% are against. 24% are undecided.'

"Just how fed up with customer services feedback are you: (a) very (b) extremely (c) incandescent with rage (d) don't ask if you value your life?"