Eccentric Voter Gifts

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Mixed Nuts

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

Louis Antoine Jullien

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

Flatware Follies.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"What are you doing?"

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

What Newton didn't see

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Gustav Klimt

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"