Skeptical Voter Gifts

'There goes an honest politician -- his only campaign promises are 'death and taxes.''

Vote: Democrats, Republicans, Scared to Death of Both Parties.

Democratic Debate

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

Man to man re: crackpot's sign that says, 'Your Nutty Idea Here': Everybody's out to make a buck these days.

Monitoring the Air Quality

I believe their products are rubbish.

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"