Economics Eccentric Pillows

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Newt sale

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

"We're making progress."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

'Remember. . . they can smell fear.'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

More toxic assets.

Recession tips & taxes

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

Cave Men - Early Business Failures.

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

'Government economists said today's stock market drop was due to 'normal gravitational forces'.'

'Today, a downturn in 'social conscience' stocks on news that 'nice guys finish last'.'

Economic Theory Cards

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."