Election Win Pillows

'I demand diplomatic immunity... I'm class president.'

Trump's Oath

The Election - Chairing the member.

'We used to laugh at Belusconi, but this beyond a joke.'

President Macron begins

"I got elected class president. I guess this means I'll be playing golf every weekend."

You've made your bed...

The 24-hour 'Gushing over the newly elected president' channel.

'It's from that guy we voted in at the last election.'

'Isn't that our new president? What's he doing here? Why isn't he in Washington running the country?'

'There wasn't anything you could do -- somebody had to win the election.'

Brown: So you're just hanging around, eh? Cameron: Right, just hangin' 'round...

Cristina Kirchner

Giorgia Meloni

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Trump Poutine

The Russian Election.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Elections

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"