Political Victory Pillows

America's New Dawn

Democratic Gloating

SUPER SATURDAY!

'I am the winner!'

Happy Republicans.

"I don't hear anything."

Scott Morrison and Anthony Albanese

They're Not Just That Into It

Church for sports worshipers.

"Away with the warmonger!"

"What was I thinking?!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Punt Cake

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Now that's a win."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Elections

Wal-Mart Ruling

Joe Biden

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

George Papandreou.

First Prize!

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

The Hug

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Obama-winner

Trump Impeachment Inquiry