Campaigns Pillows

"You have Obama mania."

National Everything Awareness Day

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

'When I took the special-interest money, it didn't seem all that special.'

'I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.'

With all the money being spent on TV ads, how is the average voter feeling about the political process?"

'How are you feeling today? Hopey, changey or both?'

'Hey, this guy makes sense!'

Oh, the usual...another Friday, another document dump.

US campaign buttons 2012.

This year, I'm buying him a seat in the legislature.

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I don't like that smug look of 'registered independent' on your face."

Lembit Opik

'If elected, I promise to keep any x-rated stuff where it belongs. . . hidden from view.'

Campaign for Surreal Ale.

'No wonder you're still tired -- you were campaigning in your sleep all night.'

'Hi, everyone!... What's happened, sweetheart? There should be crowds gathered in welcome! Where are the delegates?. . .'

'He used to belong to James Carville.'

'He's certainly positioned himself well on the issues.'

Romney proposes tax cuts and spending cuts.

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

'Lightening struck!'

Vote for Howard - He' got the ass for fence straddlin'

I know I'm a wooden campaigner but elect me chief and I promise I'll bop heads for you every day!

"Senator, you've got to keep a straight face or they might start to catch on."

It's not the Winning. It's the Taking Part that Counts. Vote Lib Dem.

"Just tryin' to inform and educate the electorate!"

"My opponent will lead you to believe that I am a turnip..."

Trump or Biden uncertainty

Elections in the USA

Vote for me!

Tony Blair

"Yes, my folks said they will vote for you ... soon as you become the last man on earth."