Campaigns Pillows

"You have Obama mania."

National Everything Awareness Day

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

'When I took the special-interest money, it didn't seem all that special.'

'I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.'

With all the money being spent on TV ads, how is the average voter feeling about the political process?"

'Hey, this guy makes sense!'

'How are you feeling today? Hopey, changey or both?'

Voting booth: Press here to view political ads.

Oh, the usual...another Friday, another document dump.

US campaign buttons 2012.

This year, I'm buying him a seat in the legislature.

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I don't like that smug look of 'registered independent' on your face."

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

"I wish all those politicians who promised to make the world a better place for us would get on and do it!"

Jeb Can Ficks It

Tony Blair

"Remember, you're ahead with the likely voters, so tell all those who are undecided, to stay home and not vote."

"Yes, my folks said they will vote for you ... soon as you become the last man on earth."

"They asked me to contribute to his campaign and I will since he only has $10 billion of his own money."

"Senator, you've got to keep a straight face or they might start to catch on."

I know I'm a wooden campaigner but elect me chief and I promise I'll bop heads for you every day!

'Lightening struck!'

Vote for Howard - He' got the ass for fence straddlin'

Lembit Opik

Romney proposes tax cuts and spending cuts.

'He's certainly positioned himself well on the issues.'

'He used to belong to James Carville.'

'Hi, everyone!... What's happened, sweetheart? There should be crowds gathered in welcome! Where are the delegates?. . .'

'No wonder you're still tired -- you were campaigning in your sleep all night.'

It's not the Winning. It's the Taking Part that Counts. Vote Lib Dem.

Campaign for Surreal Ale.

'If elected, I promise to keep any x-rated stuff where it belongs. . . hidden from view.'